Entries Tagged as ‘Kids Say the Darndest Things’

August 26, 2009

Silly Questions

When did your finger start hurting? (To a 10 year old complaining of finger pain.) “When I punched the wall.”   When did you start feeling sick? (To a 9 year old with a sore throat and cough.) “After my sister coughed in my face.” When did your head start hurting?  “When my teacher started [...]

July 28, 2009

Just a Bear

Me to my 2 1/2-year-old patient: “See you later alligator.” Response: “I’m not an alligator!” Me: “What are you then?” “I’m just a bear, Dr. Kim.”   Glad to have cleared that up….   LIKE THIS? SHARE IT! :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::

April 14, 2009

It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Pokes An Ear Out

I have been getting great pleasure from parents telling me about how their children evoke my name at home (ah, the ego).   A 3-year-old patient of mine recently got a *very* small splinter and said to her mother:  “If this doesn’t get better soon I’ll have to go and see Dr. Kim.”  I think she [...]

April 2, 2009

Crash Helmet

Me to my 9 year old patient:  What can you do to protect your head while riding a bicycle?  My patient:  If you hit a branch you should hang onto the branch instead of falling down.  Nice work, Evil Kneivel.  But I was trying to get you to wear a helmet. :: :: :: :: [...]

March 5, 2009

Not Rocket Science

After his mom told me that he had coughed for a month, my 4-year-old patient said to me today, with great glee, “And I have snot rockets!” 

February 12, 2009

Rejoicing in Wrinkles: How to Pick a Pediatrician

As a relatively young female physician, I need to balance professionalism and personality.  I try to be a young, hip, vibrant pediatrician that connects with parents and kids, while at the same time projecting an air of competence, authority, and even wisdom so that families trust me. I have a relatively informal manner, and I [...]